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12/12/12 (2012) Directed by Jared Cohn

Posted by: Frank Veenstra Posted date: 8:11 AM / comment : 1 , , , , , , , , , ,



Don't you just hate it when your expectations for a movie are already set low but the movie still manages to surpass them, by being even more worse than you could ever imaging.

It's hard to call some movies even movies, since some just don't seem worthy and besides this movie really doesn't have a good enough structure to call it one.

It besides is hardly an original movie. Just call it "Rosemary's Baby" meets "The Omen", only not done in a very creative or effective way. The concept of having a baby that kills might had worked for a comedy but it never works out as anything convincing in this movie really. The way he uses his 'powers' seem very random and it's just plain ridicules to watch all.

And that's the big problem with this movie. It's filled with either nonsensical or silly moments and absolutely nothing about it ever works out as anything convincing enough. You are basically watching the characters make the one stupid decision after the other and in this case that goes for basically every character that shows up in this movie! It's annoying to watch and might even anger you at points.

So how about the gore and horror? Well, none of that is ever present in this movie really, so no horror lover is going to enjoy this movie! Real horror lovers should be smart enough to simply stick to Rosemary's Baby" and "The Omen" instead!

The movie also features some absolutely horrible acting and dialog in it, which makes things even harder to watch! It truly brings the movie down even more and it's not like this movie is getting a better one either, once it starts heading toward its ending.

Totally unwatchable!

2/10

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Bikini Spring Break (2012) (V) Directed by Jared Cohn

Posted by: Frank Veenstra Posted date: 1:04 PM / comment : 0 , , , , , ,



Talking about movies that are absolutely going nowhere...even within its genre this movie is being an extremely bad one, without any true creativity and fun to it.

It honestly still could had worked out all. I mean, it had a pretty decent concept, that at least provided the movie with plenty of opportunity to put in some fun and adventurous moments. But I don't know, it just doesn't feel at all as if the movie was trying to be any good. Everyone involved was just probably happy they were working and receiving a paycheck for it and absolutely none of them made any effort to turn this movie into an even remotely good or entertaining one.

The main problem with the movie is that it never feels like its going anywhere with its story. Stuff just happens, often without an apparent reason and basically nothing feels connected or as if it's building up for anything to happen. It makes the movie feels like it's going absolutely nowhere with its story or characters and it actually also turns it into a very tiresome movie, that begins to annoy after a while.

There is also a serious problem with the movie its comedy. It just isn't being all that funny or clever at all. It's some incredibly formulaic stuff, that besides gets poorly delivered by its cast. It also often goes on for far too long. They stretch certain comedy sequences out for as long as possible, perhaps in an attempt to still let it work out as something funny.

You'll most likely have a very hard time caring about anything that happens in this movie. This is also because of its characters, that are far from likable enough and just too often are being far too stupid. It's fine for these sort of movies to have 1 or 2 stupid characters in it but basically every single person in this movie is being a moron. It of course makes this movie and all of its events far from likely ones but what is far worse is that it makes the movie all the more annoying to watch as well, also because it just doesn't add anything good to the movie its comedy.

Seriously, with a tad bit more creativity this movie at least could had been somewhat bearable and watchable for certain age-groups but it now instead is a movie I consider to be absolute trash and it's not worth one single second of your time.

I really don't easily say this but you are an absolute moron if you like this movie!

2/10

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