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Troll (1986) Directed by John Carl Buechler



So I know "Troll 2" is supposed to be one of the worst movies of all time but this predecessor is pretty bad on its own right as well!

It's true that you can still have some fun with this movie though. It's a horror but then again, it also at the same time really isn't. It's a movie made in the time period when dozens of these light hearted, more comedy like, horror productions got released. The sillier the better, they must have thought. And "Troll" is definitely silly, just not all that great as a movie though.

The movie already has a flimsy script to start off with but they also did a horrible job handling it. The movie doesn't ever really seem to go anywhere with its story and yes, I have to say it's a bit of a bore at times. It doesn't ever truly build things up properly enough and there is never really a good flow to the movie and its story.

Seems to me that they tried to blend fantasy elements with horror, with as the only problem that none of the fantasy ever comes across as anything magical, fun or truly innovative. It really doesn't help much that the movie does a poor job at explaining anything. So yes, there are trolls but why are they here exactly? And what do they want again?

Besides, the trolls really aren't that great as characters. They are not scary or threatening looking, they are not doing anything truly shocking and they don't really have any personalities to them.

Really, I feel that if this movie was a bit more focused on its gore and horror this still could had been a somewhat more decent flick. Please don't watch this movie expecting any good killings or seeing plenty of gore. Guess the movie spend all of its budget on its sets and trolls already, which all aren't too bad looking to be fair but the movie just offers too little else.

It has a bit of a weird cast of mishmash actors in it as well, with Michael Moriarty, Sonny Bono, Phil Fondacaro and Julia Louis-Dreyfus all involved, as well as June Lockhart and daughter Anne Lockhart as the younger version of the same character.

As far as these type of '80's flicks go, this is definitely one of the lesser ones!

4/10

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Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1991) (V) Directed by John Carl Buechler





(Review originally written at 10 January 2009)

Lame is really the best way to describe this movie. It has a real poor script, uninteresting dialog and characters and it's lacking in basically everything else as well.

There are too many characters and problem is that you don't care about any of them. What the movie is lacking is one good and clear main character. Instead now the movie has a bit of everything, it has a bit of an hero, it has a bit of a love interest and it has a bit of villain. I wish it only had a bit less Ghoulies though, fore they are just mostly very annoying in this movie.

Ghoulies are supposed to be devilish creatures, who murder for pleasure. In this movie however all they want to do is drink beer and watch naked college girls. Besides, someone had the 'brilliant' idea to let the Ghoulies be able to talk this time. This works out really poorly and annoying. The Ghoulie-puppets had been definitely upgraded for this movie and they are more detailed looking and are able to do more, however at the same time they are way more fake looking than the ones from the previous Ghoulies movies.

It's obvious that the aim for this movie was more comedy than horror this time. The movie is like a lame '80's high-school comedy (even though this movie got released in 1991). It's humor is really the worst and most lame thing about the entire movie. It's so incredibly annoying and simply not funny at all.

The story is not going anywhere with its story and the movie is just basically one big mess, that never seems to end. The Ghoulies plot line seems basically to have nothing to do at all with the other plot lines of the movie, involving the human characters. The movie is not at all about the Ghoulies terrorizing a college, with the humans trying to hunt them down and stop their rampage. No big surprise that this is Brent Olson's only written movie as of yet. He simply has no talent for it and I think that he has discovered this as well and has gone back to college himself instead.

Even when compared to the previous Ghoulies movies; this movie is just simply terrible!

2/10

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