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The Relic (1997) Directed by Peter Hyams





(Review originally written at 27 August 2007)

It isn't the type of movie that is terribly tense or filled with some good scare moments. It instead tries to be very gory at moments and all of the characters are fun and slightly comical like. Seemed like the movie was almost trying to be a parody of the genre, I guess this was done intentional and it also works out pleasant. It doesn't make "The Relic" a big heavy serious movie to watch but an enjoyable easy one for in between instead. Nothing beats a big bad monster chopping off museum-guest heads and eating up their brains.

The movie is filled with a couple of good moments and the right sort of dark atmosphere but just when the movie heats up, it's already over again. The ending comes too abrupt and therefor the eventual movie as a whole leaves a sort of a bitter aftertaste and an unsatisfying impression.

Seemed like they were influenced a bit too much by "Jurassic Park". Some sequences and even camera-angles are just a bit too similar. Further more the movie also shows one or two similarities to the "Alien"-movies but then again, which modern monster movie doesn't?

I must say, Tom Sizemore was great in his role. It was also one of his first big roles, that got Hollywood's attention and his career started to take really off, before he himself destroyed it singlehandedly again a couple of years ago, by drugs and appearing in his own shot porn adventures. I couldn't care less about the Penelope Ann Miller character. The rest of the supporting cast is mostly put in the movie for the fun of it and to fill up the screen, with fine actors such as Linda Hunt and James Whitmore.

Watchable for the fans of modern, 'big budget' B-horror. If you liked movies such as "Mimic", "Species", "Alien: Resurrection", chances are you'll probably also end up liking this movie.

5/10

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Please Believe Me (1950) Directed by Norman Taurog

(Review originally written at 26 July 2007)

What's this movie really about? Who are all those characters? What do they want? This movie truly confuses me.

The movie is filled with many characters who are all after one thing; money. They think they can get it from the British Alison Kirbe (Deborah Kerr) who just inherited a livestock ranch in Texas. They all try to win her love for different reason but all money involved. After a while it starts to get extremely confusing who all those characters are, who is with who and what do they want exactly. Terence, Matthew, Jeremy, Vincent, Lucky Reilly, I mean who are all those people? They all look and act so much alike! Who's good, who's bad and for what man does Alison Kirbe eventually fall for and just why him? This movie gives me an headache just thinking about it! At the end the movie become even more confusing when everybody apparently start to scam each other, for whatever reason. The movie had reached a point at that time that I couldn't even care less what was going on and happening to the characters.

Guess the writer thought he was really being clever by putting as many plot twists as possible in the movie. It just doesn't work and makes things extremely confusing to follow. But also the entire execution of the script is below average. The movie doesn't always flow well and it seemed that director Norman Taurog also had no idea what he was shooting. The sequences are just put together after each other but it doesn't make one big well flowing whole piece.

And apparently this was supposed to be a comedy but for a comedy this movie surely does lack some laughs or even humor for that matter. Are the situations supposed to be funny? Are the characters supposed to be funny? Is the dialog supposed to be humorous? Fact is that the movie only just mildly entertains at points.

The movie gets also restrained by its settings. Its for most part set aboard a ship. It provides the movie with all of the usual sequences and settings and therefor also becomes rather formulaic.

Not a recommendable movie, unless you want an headache.

4/10

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